Tuesday, August 28, 2012

NO EARS !!!

A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview. 
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."


source : joke

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

nasi arab damsyik N9 !!!! mantop !!!

Sejak bermenjak menjak aku lepak n9 neh,,,ley tahan gak lak aku mengeksplore tmpt2 makan yg bez kat area n9 neh...


And one of the place yg berjaye menarik hati and kalbu ku ini adelah,,, NASI ARAB DAMSYIK !!! Kawan aku penah makan kat situ before this... Yang buat aku tertarik nak pi join makan kat sane adelah disebabkan SUASANA nye yg ala2 arab gitu....





Lau korg tgk seat dte pon da cukup selesa and menambah selera...makan dok kat bawah gitu....mmg bez la,,laen dr tmpt2 laen.. And menu dya pon mmg ala2 arab...nme pon nasi arab kan...












and makan dye mmg agk banyak...korg lau nk dtg sini,,,jgn la dtg sensorg...bawak famly or membe...mkn ramai2 baru bez....sbb de set makan dalam dulang...nmpx cam ala2 arab gitu !!!!



disamping air teh pudina dye yg mengancam...actually de jek air laen,,,tp time aku makan situ,,,aku order "SHAI AIS" yg bermaksud "TEH PUDINA AIS"...air2 dye yg laen pon bez gak tau



pape pon,,bg korg lau belom merase,,,ok jgk lau nk dtg lepak2 ngn famly tersayang kat sini...tuko2 selera la,,,xkn asek mkn fast food jek kn....tmpt neh xrugi pon lau korg g...mmg bez...harge pon not bad...berpatutan...

pape pon,,, SELAMAT MENCUBA K.....  @_____@

awok pentipu !!!!

Pentipu pentipu pentipu !!!!

                                           

De jek org yg ngacau ak pepetang bute time aku sdg m'bz kn diri wat keje...da la tipu aku lak tuh...haizzzz,,,pantang tol aku ngn org cr pasal neh...

Serius aku ingatkan penipuan melalui telefon da takde da kat zaman skang. Tp xsangke hari  ISNIN (18 Jun 2012), aku dapat call daripada “PRIVATE NUMBER”. Malaun mana plak yang telefon aku pepetang neh???agensi cari jodoh ka????
Hello, boleh bercakap dengan pemilik no 013******* (no telefon celcom aku daa).
Aku jawab je dengan penuh sopan, “Ye saya…”.
Saya dari Celcom Asia Kuala Lumpur.. Semalam kami ada buat cabutan bertuah dan nombor ini telah berjaya mendapat temoat ketiga atau keempat dgn hadiah wang tunai sebanyak RM5000.
Perh… Aku dengar je ayat tu aku da tau da, ni mesti kerja nak menipu lah ni… Aku cabutan bertuah hadiah hamper pom tak pernah dapat, ni dapat duit ribu-ribu. Eh Apadah… Damp betul !!! Malaun ni, mane ntah ye rembat nombor Celcom aku ni. Dah ah cakap Bahasa Melayu baku (cam org Hendon jer..). Tapi aku nak try test gak ah, apelah mamat ni nak kelentong aku. Aku layan jer…Hehe

Aku buat-buat la exited sikit ah kan, “Yeke???Camne saye ley amx duet saye tu ye???”.
Dia jawab balik….
Kami akan transfer duit ke akaun cik, jadi saya mahu tahu, cik ada akaun bank apa?
Uish tanya akaun bank plak, aku jawab je aku ada akaun CIMB
Cik ada pakai ai-ti-em tak? Sekarang cik berada di mana? Rumah atau tempat kerja?
"Kat tmpt keje" Ceh nak sebut ATM pung tak betui…
Berapa minit untuk cik bertolak ke CIMB, cik dikehendaki ke mesin ai-ti-em…
Eh eh, ape kejadah pulak aku nak kena pergi ke mesin ATM, aku tanya ah kenapa kan?
Kami kena pastikan yang duit ni sampai kepada cik hari ni… Jadi cik boleh bergerak ke bank sekarang?
First, aku malas nak keluar gi bank. Second, zaman sekarang, nak check transation duit kan boleh guna CIMB click apa punya zamanlah mamat ni. 
Aku tanyalah "Kenape ea???Saye tgh keje la skang"
Kami kena pastikan yang duit ni sampai kepada encik… Boleh bergerak ke bank sekarang? (kali ni tergagap ye jawap)
Aku pon saje mnx NAME and NO IC. xsangke lak malaun tu bg!!! over tau!!!
Aku pon ckp, "Bagi saye mase 15minit utk g bank ea"

         Dia pon kate " Ok, saye akan call cik sebentar lagi"

Aku pon ngn laju nyer menelepon Celcom Center utk pertanyaan lebih detail.. Skali tol daa,, dye tipu haprak punye....

Tbe2!!!! dia call aku skali ag...Dia pon kate " Cik da sampai di mesin ai-ti-em ke?"

Aku ngn selambe pon menjawab " Xde la,saye call celcom xde pape cabutan bertuah pon"

Yang xley blah,,dia siap berani lau aku report polis kat bukit aman pon dia xtakot...PE CELOPP!!!! hahaha,,,
 
Da dengar malaun ni da bebel bahasa pe mende ntah yg makin pening aku nk phm, malas da ah aku nak layan, boring… hehe. Aku cakap je, “Tak per lah kalau camtu, tak payah lah yek, saye xnk”. Belum ape-ape mamat tu da letak fon da. Siot betui la…

Ada juga manusia yang berhati busuk nak cari duit dengan menipu ni kan? Ni yang dengan cara call. Mungkin kelihatan lebih meyakinkan kot. Biasenya duk dapat sms je, ntah hape hape peraduan lah, tetiba boleh menang. Dalam e-mail lagi ah banyak… Kononnya nak minta bantuan transfer barang demi kesejahteraan ummat sesama Islam.

Dia xtau ke halal haram..harap2 korg yg maseh lom terkena,,jgn terpedaye k...sbb bile korg tol2 g bank,,,duet korg automatically akan lesap ngn dahsatnye sbb dorg mmg da terrer bab2 mencilok deut org neh..So,,hati2 tau...jgn sampai kene tipu k !!!!

p/s : dalam hati : aku hampir gak terpercaye,,,seb bek de akal yg waras ag bahawa rezeki Allah xkn jatuh bergolek dr langit tanpe usaha yg berkat !!!! yeahhhh!!!

source : link

Thursday, March 15, 2012

love story 2 ~~~

From the very beginning, the girl's family strongly objected on her dating him. They objected because of his family background and felt that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.
Due to her family pressure, the couple quarreled very often. Although the girl love the guy deeply, she would always seek confirmation of his love by asking him,
"How deep is your love for me?"

As the guy is not good with his words, this often result in the girl to be very upset. These various reasons causes the girl to vent her anger on him often. The guy endured the suffering in silence.
After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated and decided to further his studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl,

"I'm not very good with words, but I simply know I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"
The girl agreed and touched by the guy's determination, the family finally gave in and agreed to let them get married. So before he left the country, they got engaged.
The girl entered the working society, whereas the guy continued his studies overseas. They kept their love strong through emails and phone calls. Even though it's hard, neither of them never thought of giving up.
One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realized that she was badly injured. She saw her mum crying and wanted to comfort her. But she realized that she could only muster a sigh. She has lost her voice...

The doctors explanation was that the impact of the accident on her brain caused her to lose her voice. When she heard her parents comforting her but she was unable to reply them at all, she broke down.
During the stay in the hospital, other than crying silently there was nothing else she could do. Upon reaching home, life seemed to go on normally. However, whenever the phone rang, the ringtone seemed to pierce through her heart. She had no wish of letting the guy know about her condition. She did not want to be a burden to him. Hence, she wrote a letter to him informing him that she does not wish to wait for him to come back any longer.

Following that, she sent the engagement ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions of reply and countless phone calls... The girl could only drown her sorrows in tears as she ignored them all.
The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything and be happy. With a new environment, the girl picked up sign language and started a new life. She told herself everyday that she must forget about the guy.


One day, her friend informed her that he's back from abroad. She requested her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.
A year later, her friend came back with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she opened the letter, she saw shocked to see her name as the bride. Just when she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language to tell her this,
"I've spent a year's time to learn sign language just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled."

Monday, February 13, 2012

Love Story ~~~

I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. I always thought of him as a friend until last year, when we went to a trip from a club. I found that I fell in love with him. Before that trip was over, I took a step and confessed my love for him.
And soon, we became a pair of lovers, but we loved each other in different ways. I always concentrated on him only, but by his side, there were so many other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl.
Jin, do you want to go watch a movie? I asked.
Jin "I can't"
Why? You need to study at home? I felt disappointment grabbing me.
No I am going to meet a friend
He was always like that.
He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word "love" only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I had never heard him say "
I love you " before.
To us, there weren't any anniversaries at all.
He didn't say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days,200 days. Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail. I don't know why. Then one day...
 

Me : Um, Jin, I...
Jin : What? don't drag, just say..

Me : I love you.
Jin :you...um, just take this doll and go home. 


That was how he ignored my three words and handed me the doll.
Then he disappeared, like he was running away.
The dolls I received from him everyday, filled my room, one by one. There were many...
Then one day came, my 15th year old birthday. When I got up in the morning, I pictured a party with him, and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his call.
But ...lunch passed, dinner passed...and soon the sky was dark he still didn't call.
It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore.
Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my sleep. He told me to come out of the house. Still, I felt joy and I ran out happily.
 

Me : Jin....
Jin : Here...take this...
 

Again, he handed me a little doll.
 

Me : What's this?
Jin : I didn't give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now. I'm going home now, bye.
Me : Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?
Jin : Today? Huh? 


I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday. He turned around and walked away like nothing had happen. when I shouted..."Wait..."
Jin You have something to say?
 

Me : Tell me, tell me you love me...
Jin : What?!
Me : Tell me
I put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him. But he just said simple cold words and left.
"I don't want to say that I love someone so easily, if you are desperate to hear it, then find someone else." That was what he said. Then he ran off.


My legs felt numb....and I collapsed to the ground. He didn't want to say it easily...How could he!.
I felt that... Maybe he is not the right guy for me...
After that day, I stranded myself at home crying, just crying. He didn't call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll every morning outside my house.
That's how those dolls piled up in my room... everyday
After a month, I got myself together and went to school. But what made the pain resurface was that... I saw him on a street...with another girl...
He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me...as he touched the doll.... I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and tears fell... Why did he gave these to me??
Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls. In a fit of anger, I threw the dolls around.
Then suddenly, the phone rang. It was him. He told me to come out to the bus stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus stop. I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that it's going to end.
Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll.
Jin Jo, I thought you were pissed, you really came?
I couldn't help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking around. Soon, he held out the doll as usual
 

Me : I don't need it.
Jin : What?. why?
I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road.
Me I don't need this doll, I don't need it anymore!! I don't want to see a person like you again!
I spitted out all the words that were inside me. But unlike other days, his eyes very shaking.
"I'm sorry..." He apologized in a tiny voice. He then walked over to the road to pick up the doll...
Me You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?! Just throw it away!!!
But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll.
Then...
Honk Honk
With a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him.
"Jin! Move! Move away!" I shouted....
But he didn't hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll.
"Jin, move!"
HONK!!
*Boom!* That sound, so terrifying.
That's how he went away from me.


That's how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me.. After that day, I had to go through everyday with guiltiness and the sadness of losing him.


And after spending two months like a crazy person
I took out the dolls. Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out. I remembered the days I spent with him and started to count the days- when we were in love..
"One...two... three..."
That was how I started to count the dolls...
"Four hundred and eighty four... four hundred and eighty five..."
It all ended with 485 dolls.
I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms.
I hugged it tightly, then suddenly....
"
I love you , I love you "
I dropped the dolls, shocked.
"I...lo..ve..you??"
I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach.
""
I love you " I love you ""
It can't be!
I pressed all the dolls' stomach as it piled on the side.
"
I love you "
"
I love you "
"
I love you "
Those words came out non-stop.
"
I love you "

Why didn't I realize that???.
That his heart was always by my side, protecting me.
Why didn't I realize that he love me this much....
I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it's stomach, that was the last doll, the one that fell on the road. It had his blood stain on it.
The voice came out, the on that I was missing so much....
"Jo...Do you know what today is? We've been loving each other for 486 days. Do you know what 486 is?
I couldn't say
I love you ..... Um... since I was too shy. If you forgive me and take this doll, I will say that I love you .. Everyday...till I die.. Jo... I love you !"
The tears came flowing out of me. Why? Why? I asked
god, why do I only know about all this now?
He can't be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute.
For that.. and for that reason... to me..... it became courage... to live a beautiful life...

DONT LOOSE SOMEONE WHO LOVES U SOOO DEARLY, FOR THE ONLY REASON THAT THE PERSON DIDNT EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS TO U IN THE WAY U WANT IT TO BE DONE.........


sumber :  luv story

Monday, January 30, 2012

korg ley ke dptkn limau ais paling murah punyer???

sumber :  baikpunyer

cik U !!! larikkk..... ehhh??? cik ulat bulu la....

Elephant Hawk Moth (deilephila elpenor) adalah sejenis ulat bulu yang memimik seperti ular.Apabila diancam ia akan menarik segmen badannya menyerupai seakan postur ular dengan berkepala besar dan 4 mata yang besar.
dahsat wehhhh....

 ni rpe dye yg bese2....dlm mood santai....alolo...



haaaa....amk ko....neh rpe dye time dye tkot.....larikkkkkk


sumber : baikpunyer

syusssshhhhh.... pintu rahsia

 nmpx cm almari bese2 jek kn???jom try bkk....


 tadaaaaaaa....aik de pintu r....


walawehhhh....wa punye bilik kecik da....haha

sumber : baikpunyer

Friday, January 20, 2012

ohhhhh....selipar rumput

sometimes kite rase tenang bile dpt jenjalan kat rumput yg hijau segar kat padang,,lagi2 lau kite stress kn...
dpt cuci mate (tgk pemandangan okeyh!!!bkn tgk laki hahaha) sambil makan eskim...hoho...bes gile..
mesti rase sonok bile pat pijak rumput tuh sambil tgk langit...


tp now kn zaman moden...
xperlu kot nk pijak rumput kat padang ag...
kot2 de taik kucing kang xpasal2...hahaha


kite now da ley gne selipar rumput !!!
at least ag better la kn,,,korg ley pkai smbil tgk tv...haha
n xde la terpijak taik kucing(bg kucing yg xtau gne toilet huahua)...
jom kite usha2 gmbo...kot2 berkenan ke...







lau berkenan,,korg ley start tanam rumput kat selipar korg...hahaha
jgn lupe siram air n letak baja k....hahaha


sumber : baikpunyer

Thursday, January 19, 2012

meowwwww................

FAKTA MENARIK TENTANG KUCING..........


  1. Kucing rumah boleh tidur sehingga 14 jam sehari
  2. Snow Leopard melindungi diri daripada kesejukkan melampau dengan melilitkan ekornya yang sepanjang 3 kaki di sekeliling hidungnya
  3. Puma (harimau kumbang) dan Leopard merupakan mamalia yang boleh melompat paling tinggi sekali. Mereka mampu melompat setinggi 16.5 kaki
  4. Kucing paling kecil didunia dijumpai di Singapura dan ia hanya seberat 4 pound bersamaan  1.814kg.
  5. Kucing mampu menghasilkan sehingga 100 bunyi vokal manakala anjing hanya mampu buat 10 sahaja.
  6. Kucing menggunakan misai mereka sebagai antena untuk mengukur sama ada lauluan itu muat atau tidak untuk dilalui. Jadi sila jangan potong atau trim misai misai kucing korang. Kesian kucing tu nanti!!!
  7. Kebanyakkan kucing tidak memiliki bulu mata.
  8. Jika dikira mengikut nisbah berat, Leopard kononnya 7 kali lebih kuat daripada manusia.
  9. Panthers (Harimau Kumbang) juga dikenali sebagai Black Leopard (Harimau Bintang Hitam) mereka sebenarnya adalah daripada speseis yang sama. Jika diperhatikan betul-betul, boleh kelihatan tompok-tompok hitam pada Panthers.
  10. 1 daripada 4 rumah di Amerika mempunyai kucing
  11. Sama seperti cap jari, corak di hidung kucing adalah unik dan berbeza-beza
  12. Pada 1800′s, kucing digunakan untuk menghantar surat dari rumah ke rumah. Pada 1879 di Belgium terdapat 37 ekor kucing ditudaskan untuk menghantar surat ke rumah penduduk kampung. Tapi akhirnya mereka sedar, kucing tak cukup berdisiplin untuk menjalankan tugas ini haha!!!
  13. Dalam seumur hidup, dianggarkan seekor kucing rumah menghabiskan masa 10,950 jam mengiaw (purring) haha
  14. Kucing mampu selamat walaupun jatuh dari ketinggian 30 kaki
  15. 25% pemilik kucing blow dry kucing mereka selepas dimandikan. Anda tergolong dalam golongan 25% ni tak?
  16. Kucing ada 32 otot di setiap telinga.
  17. Kucing akan membersihkan dirinya dengan lidah selepas berhadapan dengan sesuatu yang berbahaya atau selepas bergaduh dengan kucing lain. Ini bertujuan untuk menenangkannya dengan melakukan sesuatu yang biasa baginya.
  18. Kucing boleh melihat 6 kali lebih baik berbanding manusia di waktu malam. Ini kerana mereka mempunyai tapetum lucidum, satu lapisan extra yang bertugas untuk menyerap cahaya. 
  19. Rahang kucing tidak boleh bergerak kekiri dan kekanan.
  20. Kucing mampu untuk berlari sepantas 20 KM sejam bila ia meningkat dewasa, tapi malangnya kebanyakkan kucing sekarang ni dah terlalu malas untuk berlari